Archive for the '$8 Bucks Back' Category

Ultraviolet

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

I want Kurt Wimmer to come round to my house, pick me up in a private helicopter, fly me to the worlds most expensive steak house, buy me the most expensive steak on the menu, get down on both knees and beg my forgiveness for subjecting me to such an atrocity of a flick. I [...]

The Curse of King Tut

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! [...]

Vital and Ab-Normal Beauty

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

Guy sent the Mistress of Funk and Cool dancings out on a mission to review a couple of movies showing as part of the Asia Extreme season at Cineworld in Glasgow that he could not be assed going to see.
Before you ask Kaz, no you cannot have an expenses account to reclaim the cost [...]

THX 1138

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

ok, so I have admitted that I have not seen every great movie that was ever made, I am trying to rectify that. With that in mind, the last time I was at Skivi’s noticed that he had Lucas’s first movie “THX 1138” so i thought I would check it out.
So this is Lucas’s “Chilling [...]

Be Cool

Sunday, April 3rd, 2005

I really like ‘Get Shorty’ as a movie, never read the book but liked the flick. I was really looking forward to seeing ‘Be Cool’, sadly I was quite disappointed.
Don’t get me wrong, the movie is not terrible, just not as good as it could have been. It’s pretty much the ‘Get Shorty’ storyline [...]

Boogeyman

Thursday, March 17th, 2005

Ok, before you say “Guy, why the hell did you go and see this movie!?!?!?!”, let me explain. My good friend Skivi is on the Orange network and last night being Wednesday, he can get someone into the cinema for free. I had no plans last night so thought, ok lets go watch some crap!!!
Thanks [...]

The Village

Tuesday, March 15th, 2005

Ok kids…….It’s Rant time!!
It’s come to my attention that I keep reviewing movies that I like, but lets be honest I have seen movies that made me want me to beat my head against a wall repeatedly until whats left of my brain oozes out and I escape from the torture of ever commiting that [...]

Elektra

Sunday, February 20th, 2005

Ok, I am a fan of comics, I am a fan of (some) superheros BUT not Daredevil. My friend Ajay is a fan of the comic so I went to see this film with him….. I needed to see that film like I need a shotgun blast to the face!!!! It was awful, even Ajay [...]