So if you liked the last one…. here’s another
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is Deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a Deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might later testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about the missing money, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
“Where’s the fuckin’ money you embezzled from me you little fuck!” asks the Godfather, the attorney translates into sign.
“I have no idea what you are talking about” the attorney says to the godfather after watching the Bookkeeper sign a response.
The Godfather pulls out a handgun, puts it to the bookkeepers temple and says “Ask him again”.
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”
The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You Win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Vinnie’s backyard in Queens!”
“The godfather watches the bookkeeper sign to the attorney and asks him “Well, what did he say?”
The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger”
Don’t you just love lawyers 