Back from Oblivion (not the shitty rollercoaster at Alton Towers)

After some off the cuff remarks from Mrben, I thought it I should start to become a regular “blogger” again, by gorn its been a while. So something easy to start with, a joke…………

Paddy weighs 20 stone so his doctor puts him on a diet.

“I want you to east regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for about 2 days. says the doctor.

When paddy returned, he shocked the Doctor by having lost 4 stone.

“Thats amazing!!” the doc said.

Paddy nodded, “I’ll tell you bejesus, I taught I waz gonna drop dead by da 3rd day!”

“What, from the hunger?” the doctor asked.

“No, from the feckin’ skippin!”

:)

2 Responses to “Back from Oblivion (not the shitty rollercoaster at Alton Towers)”

  1. mrben Says:

    Yay! \o/

    (And I really liked Oblivion at Alton Towers, although it’s a bit short and the queuing is a PITA)

  2. BigAl Says:

    Good to have you back, GI…

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