‘Puters…. don’t you just hate ‘em sometimes. They hang, they crash, you have to phone help desks and speak to some smarmy git who implies that you are stupid

There is now a solution, get rid of your PC/Laptop/Mac and get an Etch-A-Sketch instead.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No boot-up problems

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.

4. No more worries about power cuts.

5. Budget savings on upgrades unparalleled.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.

Say no toand yes

(ok, ok, so you probably heard this joke before, it’s been a slow week!!)

GI

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