Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can be President.
We can never be pregnant.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
We can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.

The world is our urinal.
We never drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress~£2500. Tuxedo rental~£80.
People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
Wecan open all your own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be your friend.
Our underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Wealmost never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on our face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We only have to shave your face and neck.
We can play with toys all your life.
Our belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
We can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
We can “do” our nails with a pen knife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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