Archive for November, 2006

Snake’s On a Plane (actually it’s a boat to France)

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

This is a Jedimoose announcement.
For those of you that don’t know, The Cally Trouser Snake is off on an adventure. He is starting a new job in France in December where he will get to snowboard for free, meet lots of new people and generally have a blast.
Marc has been a good friend of mine […]

The Big Three Oh

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

Its Sunday morning and I have a hangover!!!!
Still this one was worth is as it was my Birthday cellebration. Normally I am content to just go for a meal with my friends and maybe catch a movie afterwards, but I decided i wanted a fuss for this one.
The cellabration started on Wednesday when my friends […]

The last funny post of my twenties!!

Friday, November 10th, 2006

NEW BUZZ WORDS FOR 2007
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to […]

SATURDAY

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Right folks, for those of you who wish to join me in drowning my sorrows for turning 30, the plan is to meet in Firewater on Suchiehall Street at 9pm, bring friend, bring friends of friends, bring casual friends, the whole world is invited!!!

Hope to see you there!!!!

Ugly Duckling..Again

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Tell Me who you came to see…..
YUUUUDEEEE
GI

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Monday, November 6th, 2006

No big anaylsis reveiw. Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. Go see this film and laugh your ass off as I did! (if you appreciate this sort of humour that is!!!!)
Nice!
GI

Next Saturday

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

Hi Folks,
GI invites you all to particiapte in celebrating his 30th year on this planet next Saturday. Not got a Hannibal Smith style plan yet but pretty sure it will involve a bar in Glasgow. All are welcome. Keep you posted on what the overall plan is! WOuld be nice to see you there.

More Gigs

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Wow, my Gig Marathon is nearly over. Went with Skiv to see Simple Kid last night and had an excellent time. Read the review here.
Next up, old school Hip Hop with Ugly Duckling on the 6th Nov, the mighty DJ Shadow on 29th November, the amazing Spearhead on 3rd December (it’s not too late to […]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

This is an email someone sent me, i found it quite funny so thought I would share it with y’all!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet […]