I want Kurt Wimmer to come round to my house, pick me up in a private helicopter, fly me to the worlds most expensive steak house, buy me the most expensive steak on the menu, get down on both knees and beg my forgiveness for subjecting me to such an atrocity of a flick. I want my cinema money refunded and I want all trace of seeing this movie completely erased from my mind!!!!

Kurt, honestly, I liked Equilibrium, but what went wrong with this dross???

First up, what the hell was the storyline, was Milla Jovovich’s (who I actually like!) character a vampire??? cause there was some reference made to this in the film, but never explained!!! What the hell was the virus?? How the hell did the kid come back to life??? How the hell did Milla come back to life??? What the hell made a studio finance this film????

The movie looked almost completely filmed on blue screen, badly I might add, Enzo suggested that once of the motorbike scenes was filmed at a local Amusement Arcade whith Milla sitting on a motorbike Simulator game, seriously, it looked that bad.

The only high point was Milla in her various costumes (she be fine ), but it was not enough to save this sinking ship.

A word of career advice for Cameroen Bright, you chose right to do Thank You for Smoking, but if you keep appearing in turkey’s like this, you ain’t going to last long in movies.

Bad bad bad bad film, never see it, advise everyone you know to never see it, if you have seen it, deny all knowledge and kill off thoses brain cells that hold this knowledge some how.

Maybe if we all pretend it didn’t happen, it will go away
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