24: Guy Incognito’s Guide to becoming a CTU Agent

As some of you no doubt already know, I am a huge 24 fan as are many people out their, in fact at the last Jedimoose swarey I distictly remember talking to Mr Ben about how Jack Bauer could be the hardest Mo Fo on the planet!!!!
It makes it look so cool to work for CTU, but being a fan since the begining I have noticed certain things and qualities that I believe would stand you in good stead if you applied to become a CTU agent.
It is preferred if Agents:
- Are able to go a 24 hour period without eating, drink, sleeping and going to the toilet.
- Are able to realise that just as the clock is about to strike the hour, something very significant is going to happen/occur.
- Able to work long hours without Tea-breaks or Lunch breaks
- Are able to return to duty after being shot, even if you had to have surgery.
- Are able to adapt to change, CTU has a high turn-around of managers and directors.
- Able to accept that CTU has its fault and the chances are that 1 or more of your fellow work mates that has been employed in this highly secure organisation is a trator and will turn on you and CTU in a heartbeat.
- Able to disregard orders from your commanding officer, you will know best anyway.
- Able to accept the fact that when you identify a key witness, the chances are they will be shot by the enemy right in front of you.
- Able to travel, you will clock up alot of air-miles in a day working for CTU.
- Able to accept the fact that your President will sell you out.
- Are prepared to die (then be brought back to life).
I may just apply myself, I think the fact that I watch 24 religously should stand me in good stead. Just like the fact that I have watched Die Hard 2 lots of times should stand me in good stead if I want a job in Airport Security.
GI ![]()
May 6th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
And he still manages to attract beautiful women. Pffff.
May 7th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Lol
May 9th, 2006 at 9:16 am
You aware of http://www.jackbauerfacts.net/ ?
May 9th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Jack Bauer is the man!
He done the best kill ive ever saw with his mid air neck break at the end of season 2,was amazing.
Sadly,ive only saw seasons 1 and 2,cos after that sky 1 got the rights,was a shame.
Guy, i think youve got what it takes to be in CTU, go for it dude!!!