The unfortunate demise of Guy Incognito
Shock, horror, dismay, upset
. These are just a few of the phraes that will be batted about the internet once this comes to pass……
Guy Incognito 1976 -????
A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
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April 13th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.
oh dear….
i bet you the kille ris BigAl….
April 14th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
Gotta look out for those midgets, they aint gettin me!
April 14th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.
April 14th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
Not quite the blaze of gory I was hoping for: saving my girl from thousands of zombies whilst also fending of some alien robots.