The movie of your life
Ok reader(s), Guy wants to ask you a question, he wants you to think about your life in all its glory. He then wants you to imagine that Hollywood commissioned the movie of your life to be made. The executives have given you creative control over a few of the main aspects..
1) The name of the movie
2) The genre that your movie will be
3) Who will play you in the movie
4) The certificate your movie would be
So, what do you think? I am genuinely interested, so please post your answers!!!
Mine is the following;
Title: “Common Sense Ruined my Life!”
Genre: Comedy
Actor that will play me: either Joe Pesci or Danny Devito
Certificate 15 because of bad language and brief nudity 
GI 
March 13th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
The Ugly Duckling - a Teen Pygmalion style drama
Genre - romance
Actresses to play me - well obviously Julia Roberts or Meg Ryan. They will have hideous hair and glasses. Mark Ruffalo can be Ben.
Certificate will probably be quite low.
P.S. U comin 2 nite out on Friday?
March 13th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Brief nudity? I take it you’re not the one that’s getting naked, because it would have to be a R18.
My film would be:
Title: Just Say No
Genre: Drama
Actor that will play me: Keith Gordon
Certificate: PG, because the only thing hardcore will be some dice throwing.
March 13th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Title : Maybe
Genre : Cult
Actress to play me : Julie delpy or Hutada kyoko
Certificate : 12
pS. I love you
March 14th, 2006 at 12:12 am
Title: Fear and Loathing (with a bit of Asskicking) in Glasgow
Genre: action/comedy/musical
Actor to play me: David Hasslehoff! (but with dyed hair)
Cert: prob 15 or 18…. for the excess of beer! and the power ranger style violence
cya on friday GI, that should be a good scene in my film
March 14th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Hmmm - tricky, and yet entertaining…..
Title: My Big Fat Geek Wedding (and other stories)
Genre: Action/Comedy
Actor to play me: Tim Robbins - people used to say he looked like me!
Cert: 18 - lots of exploding artistic license…
March 14th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
1) The name of the movie: Buffy the vampire humper
2) The genre that your movie will be: Porn
3) Who will play you in the movie: Sir Jimmy Saville
4) The certificate your movie would be: XXX
March 14th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Although it has already been taken mine would be:
A Life Less Ordinary.
It would be a comedy/psychological drama, with a dash of horror
It would star (a younger) Jason Lee as myself
And it would be an 18 (non-rated in the US) due to alot of bad language, lack of drug use, pervasive language, offensive humour, very brief nudity and a few violent scenes (from school years).
March 14th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Hi.
Never posted before.
My film would be called: Look out there’s a Boa about or Record Breaker
It would star Ron Jeremy or someone similar
The premise would be similar to Forrest Gump except that at the end it turns into a hard core porn flick
It would be rated 18 for strong sexuality, Gimp scenes, handcuff scens, whipping scenes and loads of other kinky stuff. Oh, nearly forgot bad language would be throughout.
March 14th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Title: Like Chalk and Cheeze
Genre: Comedy
Starring: Well,im not quite sure theres anyone who could play me,besides me,but i might make do with someone like….MATT DAMON ;p
Rating: 15
March 15th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Title: GeekSpace
Genre: Science Fantasy/Comedy
Actor who will play me: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (a bastard hybrid of the two) or failing that, George Clooney.
Cert: 15 (because of all the excessive swearing)
March 15th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Tricky Question:
Title: Life goes rushing by
Main star: Gary Rhodes after some acting lessons
Genre: Gangsta/Porno
It would feature some drug use, hip hop and rap music, Gary Rhodes watching ALOT of porn and unsuccessfully trying to pick up girls on nights out and working as a care home worker (having to bathe the elderly, etc). Depressing stuff.
The rating would be an 18 due to all the nuditiy (though most of it not being me).
March 15th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Title: Game Over
Actor: Ha Kyun Shin
Genre: Actioner
Cert: 18A
March 15th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Title: Sexy Column Writer
Actor: Ben Stiller
Genre: Romance
Rating: 12
March 16th, 2006 at 9:22 am
The film would be called: The last Tango in Glasgow
It would star Adrian Paul.
Genre: Gangster/Romance. Adrian would be a gangster that carries around an acoustic guitar through the streets of Glasgow, where he hides guns and uses them to punish the drug dealers for what they have done to his beloved city. He would find the time to learn Kung-Fu and to get it on with lotsa ladies. By the end of the film he would discover he had the superhuman ability to charm the clothes off every attractive woman in the city, so the ending would raise the certificate to an 18 for sure (if the violence hadn’t done so already). Hey wait a minute, is it meant to be a work of fiction?
March 16th, 2006 at 9:54 am
Ok here goes
Title - Mine would be a modern remake of “The man who loved woman”
Actor - Giving i’ve stopped putting in the hair dye it would have to be Clooney, Gere or Mourinho!! but I would probably play myself and have stunning actresses playing opposite me.
Genre - A love story
Cert - If I was in it def an 18
March 17th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
PARTY NIGHT!!!!
April 16th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
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