The Ultimate Zombie survivor!
Thanks for this cheezy, my favorite test so far, and i am not surprised by my results. I have seen enough Zombie movies to know what to do in these situations…..
| Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 83%! |
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Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody’s perfect, at least you’re alive. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Groovy!!!!!!!!!
GI 
January 20th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I’m an official survivor too.
One thing I don’t like about this quiz, and many other zombie survival things, is that they assume you’re in a country where guns are easy to come by (like in America for instance).
In the US, if I wanted a gun I could wander into the department store across the road and grab a shooter from the lower ground floor. I think Walmart, 20 minutes away from where I was staying, had the shootahs nearer the back. There were probably more places to get guns, but I avoided most shops. In the UK, I’m not sure where the nearest shop is that caters to twats who like to shoot animals for fun.
And although Shaun of the Dead featured a baseball bat as a favoured weapon, I reckon you’d be better switchng to a crowbar. It may be heavy, but it’s pretty much guaranteed to smash skulls and (this is important) it can also be used for prising open doors, or pulling down planks from windows when you discover some idiot left the back door open in your fortified house.
For transport, a big fourwheel drive like those used by mothers to transport their children to school is a good idea. The height will make it harder for zombies to get on top of you, and you can go offroad if there’s a roadblock. Plenty of storage in the back too. Never ride open top. A motorcycle may be fast, but you’re totally exposed.
More ideas can be given if you want them.