Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, sportsfans of all ages……
Guy Incognito is proud to present…….

Pool Wars Episode II: Attack of the Chalk.

On Friday the 17th, 3 legends of Pool Halls everywhere will do battle for title of “Supreme Pool Lord of the Universe”, this is the one everyone has been waiting for, on Friday the world will stop turning as these three titans meet in the area to battle to the death, or whoever gets the most drunk first and falls about.

Lets hear from the competitors:

Bannon Says:

“I am the master and they are my puppets”

Gasmetre says:

“Gasmetre will take no prisoners, Private Pile (Bannon) will be reduced to a blob of quivering jello, with a Cue sticking out of it for company………………….
We came, we played, we CONQUERED………….LEFT RIGHT,LEFT RIGHT,LEFT RIGHT………”

Guy Incognito says:

“Well boys come Friday you ain’t gonna be winning but 2 things, Jack and shit and I know for a fact that by 17th……… Jack will have left town.”

Let Battle Commence

GI

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