Disappointment :(
Well, Guy thought that the biggest sporting clash since ‘Rumble in the Jungle’ was going to be taking place on Friday, but alas, NO!!!!!
Thats right, the rematch that you have all been waiting for, Gasmetre vs Bannon has been POSTPONED to a yet unknown date. Guy stands to loose millions of pounds in endorsments, but that pales insignificantly to the bitter disappointment of not being able to witness the ‘Superbowl’ of pool competition.
Guy has also been practising his pool techniques after the last encounter. Guy can now dribble the ball all the way to the penatly spot with my racket and throw the ball at the board to score a touchdown, so the boys better start quaking in their boots when I open my can of pool ‘Whoop Ass’ with 20% extra ‘oops up side yo head’ and bring honour to this noble sport.
Guy will keep y’all updated of future developments.
GI 
March 31st, 2005 at 8:14 am
G.I. dont worry and keep practicing, the “Rumble in the Sports Cafe” will go ahead once Bannon’s misses lets him out again……..
Round 2……….ding dong……………….
March 31st, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Name the time and the date and I will be there. I only hope the standard of opposition improves. I look forward to seeing how GI has adapted and progressed his pool skills. As for Gasbag….. The only way is up.. that’s ‘whoops up side ya head!’ Here is a shovel….. can you dig it fool?
March 31st, 2005 at 1:13 pm
(hum the rocky theme whilst reading this bit)
Well there you have it folks, people have been called ‘jive turkeys’, threats of violence have been issued and both competitors are rev’d up and ready to unleash ‘Pool Hall Hell’ upon each other.
SPORTS DOES NOT GET ANYMORE EXCITING THAN THIS!
Peoples people are in talks with other peoples people to re-arrange the time, the date and the place…
Ladies and Gentlemen………
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!