Comic Relief
Guy Incognito is all about fundraising this time of year. He has suggested the following great idea’s but they have fallen on deaf ears.
1) Sponsor Guy to stay off work on Comic Relief, he would find it difficult to do, but hey, its for charity.
2) Sponsor Guy Incognito to hunt down and eliminate ‘Blazing Squad’, I know its for charity, but it would also be a public service.
3) Sponsor Guy Incognito to play pool (see previous blogs for information as to why that why be a comical event)
4) Lock people in a room and make them watch “Dude, Where’s My Car” until they pay a release fee, or their brain melts, which ever happens first!
5) Sponsor Britney Spears, Jessica and Ashley Simpson, Christina Agulerra and J-Lo to never release and album again under any circumstances under penalty of Death.
6) Sponsored Ned hunting (I am sure we would make a fortune from that one!)
7) Bono has a sponsored silence……. PERMANATELY (as charity does not have to end after Comic Relief!) 
Radio 1 has a one day sponsored silence, or 1 week or 1 year or 1 lifetime.
9) A sponsored go into work ‘Pissed as a fart’ day, THINK OF THE COMEDY VALUE!
10) A sponsored Hawian Shirt day. Hey count me in for that one, everyday should be a Hawian shirt day!
But seriously, support Comic Relief!!!
G.I. 
March 10th, 2005 at 12:54 pm
I like the Radio 1 sponsored silence idea. ‘The Big Dawg’ Westwood would have to be allowed to do the rap show though.
March 11th, 2005 at 11:47 am
Comic relief (like most charities these days) is a scam, a con, a lie and a cheat.
50% of the donations given in good faith will be abused by crooks and whatever is left will be spend on African charities (which are overflowing with corruption) when in the UK we have people going hungry, homeless and to hell.
March 11th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
I fully agree with this. I demand that all Live Aid/Lenny Henry/Elton John/Bono etc Africa charity money is not only stopped but repaid as soon as possible.
March 11th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
Guy Incognito disagrees with his friend’s views, but does not agree with their right to express them. I know for a fact that these two people do not actually believe this as Lenny the Bruce was one of the organisers of the original Live Aid and Dizzie Rosscal is a member of the Peace Core.
G.I
March 11th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
From this day on I will never give a penny to charity. Especially ones which are organised in the workplace. I will appose these red nose style causes and wear it as a badge of honour.
March 11th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Dizzee Rosscal is now posting from a remote, pirate, illegal position. This is required after previous comments were edited and censored in such a way as to smear the name of the Rosscal.
To clarify my stance, from my cold dead hands will they pry a penny or pound for this illegal and unethical scam that is conning hundreds of thousands of UK well wishers.
And to all the commie pinko censors out there, let the Eagle soar….
March 14th, 2005 at 10:56 am
I am all for celebrating diversity but I despise Graham Norton, not for his sexual orientation but for how bad a presenter he is. He can’t speak properly “stand up do”, I rest my case. I would pay money never to see him on TV again.
March 14th, 2005 at 11:02 am
I have to take issue with you over Christina Aguilera, I wouldn’t bracket her the same as JLO, Britney, Jessica etc. Christina is a lot better than them she writes her own stuff and she sings live, I saw her in 2003 and she was great. I’ll give you a loan of the live DVD!!!
March 17th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
Chrissybhoy, I find any male over the age of 16 going to see Christina in concert very suss indeed, I believe that there is a special register that you can be put on for that. I stand by my comments about her music, I would never corrupt my DVD by letting any disc of hers near it. I also find it difficult to believe she can write in general, never mind songs!! She deserves to be in the same bracket as these other ‘Divas’. They should all be lined up against a wall and shot as a warning to any other contrived, bland, manufactured cheesy pop crap that is thinking of releasing a song and helping to destroying music.
G.I.
March 21st, 2005 at 7:11 pm
Christina can sing which instantly puts her in a different bracket to fake nonsense like Britney, Madonna, Jessica etc.