……….And now sport
Skiing had Eddie the Eagle, Rugby has Scotland and Football has East Stirling and Morton. Sports always have their comic relief, the folk that should be given points for effort, but evey one really just feels sorry for them cause they are crap!
Well, Guy Incognito is to pool what these folk are to their chosen sports. Today I will be taking on my mates Bannon and Peter at pool, hilarity will ensue as I am destroyed, but at the same time provide endless entertainment to my ‘pool hustling’ foes.
My only tactic that works is snookering apponents (namely because so many of my colours are still on the table) in the valiant attempt to cause my foes to fall asleep, thus forefitting the game, but we will see how it goes. As long as I am alcohol fuelled, I will put on a good show!
Predictions: Bannon will smuggly beat everbodies ass at pool this evening (the boy is a true hussler), although he is not one to gloat (yeah right!). Guy Incognito will provide the entertainment as he misses sitter after sitter and Peter will take comfort in the fact that he did not finish last, then return to his home a beaten man.
G.I.
March 7th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Well you were correct in that I handed GI and Peter their asses on a plate at the end of the night but I question who came out on top between GI and Pete! As far as I can remember Peter 3 times potted the black and white together thus losing on these occasions. If we consider that GI and myself played 6 games (score: Bannon 6 GI 0) then it follows that GI and Pete also played 6 games meaning the score was 3 - 3. Incase anyone hasnt heard the score between Bannon and Peter was Bannon 14 Peter 7. I would also like to point out that Peter was 6 - 1 up. This truly horrendous collapse or ‘fanny fright’ has been likened to Jimmy White’s collapse against Stephen Hendry. White led 12 - 4 in the world final going on to lose 18 - 12.
March 7th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Guy Incognito does not take part in Pool for fame and fortune or the thrill of lording it over a deafeted foe, no I do it for the hell of it. It does not matter who wins or looses, Guy Incognito just enjoys taking part, but if you insist on pushing him, Guy Incognito will claim the draw.
My sporting acheivements lie else where, just look at my trophy display case at my mansion to see my ‘Best sportsman Award’ from the Robot Wars semi finals. I am a black belt in oragami and currently hold UK title for the fastest channel changing on a TV remote. My parents are very proud of me!
March 7th, 2005 at 3:03 pm
The sporting talents of GI are surely wasted in his current occupation and we have to ask if the nation can continue to ignore such a genius in a time where true British sporting heros are hard to find.
March 9th, 2005 at 1:01 pm
Rosscal (aka The Bearsden Rocket) has an open pool challenge, Martini stlye:
Anytime.
Anyplace.
Anywhere.
March 11th, 2005 at 11:06 am
Anyone who believes using a Martini slogan to issue a challenge is funny deserves to be humiliated. So with that in mind I happily accept and look forward to personally issuing the afore mentioned humiliation.
March 11th, 2005 at 12:44 pm
bannon1975 for the record Ive only ever drank Martini once and it was foul to say the least.
However, the open challenge stands…
January 29th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
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