Elektra

Ok, I am a fan of comics, I am a fan of (some) superheros BUT not Daredevil. My friend Ajay is a fan of the comic so I went to see this film with him….. I needed to see that film like I need a shotgun blast to the face!!!! It was awful, even Ajay was disgusted with what they had done to his comic book hero. “There was no way they can make a sequal to this” I though, well I was half right.

So Jenny Garner, well she had a 2 dimensional Character in the Daredevil movie but some genius in Hollywood green-lit ‘Elektra’. Ok, first of all she died in Daredevil, as much as I try to block that movie out of my head, I remember that bit. But ‘a wizard magic’s her back to life’ and it’s a pity that the same Wizard could not bring the movie to life. I was bored as Garner looked awkward as the Stealth Assassin fighting a bunch of throw away super-villains with all the screen presence as a dust mite, and it featured a kid who was going to be the next ninja super-brat, what an absolute stinker of a storyline. Do your self a favour, I saw this movie so you don’t have to, please do not let the drop in my I.Q that this film has given me be in vein.

G.I. Rating: Nearly as bad as ‘Dude, Where’s my Car’

    I demand my $8 bucks back

5 Responses to “Elektra”

  1. Bannon1975 Says:

    Is this film as bad as that shite with Shaq O’neal where he dresses up in various parts of a dustbin? It may of been called ‘Steel’ or something equally as brilliant. It was probably the worst ’super hero’ film of all time. When I say ’super’ I mean ’shite’ and when I say ‘hero’ I mean ‘twat’. Which the more astute among you will now realise makes the film’s title ‘Steel : A new breed of shitetwat’

  2. Dizzee Rosscal Says:

    As always the film opinions of others must be respected.

    However, Id find this easier to do if they got the spelling of the film/character name right :)

  3. Guy Incognito Says:

    Thanks for pointing that out Dizzee Rosscal, but I like to remind the good folks at home that nobody is perfect, not even Guy Incognito and we all make mistakes…… say, like making a bold statement to your friends like, ‘I can definately say without a shadow of a doubt that the Young brothers from AC/DC are not from Scotland’ :(

  4. Dizzee Rosscal Says:

    The Young brothers were born in Scotland but moved to Oz when they were very… err… young.

    Are you Scottish if you spend almost all your childhood growing up in another country and completely different culture?

  5. Ajay Says:

    Hey it was Glamrock Gary that wanted to see Elecktra, not i. He liked it!!!.